Hey! Do you live in South park? Do you have any idea what South Park is? South Park is the coolest show on TV. Whether you answered yes or no to any of the questions, it doesn't really matter. What matters most is that you take this fun quiz to find out which cool South Park character resembles you most.

  1.  1

    Are you fat?

    • I don't think so
    • What do you think?
    • No
    • Yes
  2.  2

    How would your friends describe you?

    • Smart
    • Stupid
    • Poor
    • Normal
  3.  3

    If you have a pet cat, would you name it Kitty?

    • Yes
    • No
    • Maybe
    • Probably not
  4.  4

    Do you like magic?

    • I think I do
    • A little
    • It's pretty interesting
    • Well, I guess
  5.  5

    Are you a reasonable person?

    • Pretty much
    • Yes
    • A little
    • No
  6.  6

    Have you ever had hemorrhoids?

    • Not me
    • Shhhhhh!
    • What?
    • Eewwww!
  7.  7

    If you were a part of the coolest group in your neighborhood, which one would you be?

    • I'm a guy who would be the leader of that cool group
    • I'm a girl who'd be the envy of all girls
    • I'm a man who'd probably be the toughest of all
    • I would be the smartest female member of that group
  8.  8

    Are you smart?

    • Yeah, I guess
    • I'd say yes
    • Maybe
    • I'd like to think so